Thursday, 6 May 2010

The greatest chat up line ever?

A white gyal friend of mine, walking through the market, minding her own business, was brought out of her thoughts by the sound of loud, violent vomiting from a man she was walking past.

HEEEUUUUURRRRRGHHHH BLLEEEEEEEUURRRRRRRRRG HYEUAAAAAAAURRRRRRRGHH

She turned round to see what was going on, to see a man bent double, fingers pointing into his mouth, savagely convulsing.  Once he knew he had her attention, he paused the mime to explain - "I'm just making room for some of that white meat*!"

They are now happily married.**

* There was a popular song a few years ago here called 'never had white meat'.
** Bizarrely, this is not true.
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3 comments:

  1. lizzielongdrop7 May 2010 at 15:13

    Don't read this post while eating breakfast.

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  2. kelly11 May 2010 at 09:46

    The above comment should be placed before the post. Crikey!
    Did the gyal kick him in the stomach so that at least he had a good excuse to feel sick?
    raquel, with love (and violence)

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  3. Rod Satan28 May 2010 at 18:43

    word up Homes - when can we speak again?

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