HEEEUUUUURRRRRGHHHH BLLEEEEEEEUURRRRRRRRRG HYEUAAAAAAAURRRRRRRGHH
She turned round to see what was going on, to see a man bent double, fingers pointing into his mouth, savagely convulsing. Once he knew he had her attention, he paused the mime to explain - "I'm just making room for some of that white meat*!"
They are now happily married.**
* There was a popular song a few years ago here called 'never had white meat'.
** Bizarrely, this is not true.