Friday, 3 December 2010

Pointless Guyana related lists

Clearing up half-written blog posts from a while back - here's some pointless Guyana related lists.

Noteworthy facts I was told about Berbice (my region of Guyana) before coming here:
  1. There's lots of farming
  2. It's the hippy region of Guyana
  3. There's a relatively nice beach
Noteworthy facts I wasn't told about Berbice (my region of Guyana) before coming here:
  1. It has the biggest number of mosquitos
  2. It has the most vicious mosquitos
  3. It gets the most blackouts
Most impressive types of roadkill
  1. Caiman (alligator)
  2. Plagues of frogs that have apparently fallen from the sky carpeting the road for miles
  3. Cows 
Things ants love to eat
  1. Honey
  2. Jam
  3. Flour
  4. Biscuits
  5. Bread
  6. Sink Plugs
  7. etc
Things ants won't go eat even if you leave them open on the worktop all day with a sign saying 'free and food, come and get it' and hot lady ants employed to entice passers by
  1. Marmite

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